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slapping:

if cats could talk i would never even want to make human friends ever again

lucidnirvana:

liftheavyorbust:

WUT

peace and positivity here

knightscrest:

officialnasa:

knightscrest:

knightscrest:

how do astronauts say they’re sorry?

they apollo-gize!!

We dont apologize.

we are perfect.

nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ

sixpenceee:

did you ever become friends with someone so beautiful?  and then they started telling you about the douchebags in their lives that did horrible things to them, like cheat and lie. and the only thing running through your mind is “who would ever want to hurt someone like you?”

burgerkid:

me trying to exercise

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shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

skypestripper:

can parents just accept the fact that school is harder now than it used to be back then ??????

rabioheab:

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

canadianslut:

angry and quite offended that you don’t have a crush on me

titytwochainz:

you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch

beyoncebeytwice:

is everything expensive or am i just poor